But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life