And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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