idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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