My hand turned me down
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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