I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!