Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
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Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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