Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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