I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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