Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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