How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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