So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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