office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
