You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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