i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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