butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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