what if I'm pregnant?
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Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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