hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
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