You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
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His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
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Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
We are all done wearing pants today
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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