He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
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