Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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