yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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