im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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