He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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