I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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