This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately