Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
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It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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