That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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