Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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