Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
