never play flip cup with pint glasses
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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