i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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