I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
ok first of all what the fuck
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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