two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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