Is it normal to miss your booty call?
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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