Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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