I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
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The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
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