Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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