She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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