we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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