Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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