jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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