My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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