Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize