So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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