it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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