they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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