ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
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He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
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Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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