I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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