There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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