Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
and you said cock pushups were impossible
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Randomize
