the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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