And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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