i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
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You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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