I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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