ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
did i just pee glitter
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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