I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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