You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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