just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
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I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
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The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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