He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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